You Know You're a Mom When

You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal

You find yourself cutting your husbands'

sandwiches into cute shapes

You can't bear to give away baby clothes - it's so

final

You hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth when you say, "NOT in your good clothes

You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you

You hire a sitter because you have't been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night checking on the kids

You say at least once a day, "I'm not cut out for this job", but you know you

wouldn't trade it for anything

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